# Not a Real Wizard > Honest AI consulting for people burned by vendors promising magic. We tell you what it can't do first. ## About Not a Real Wizard ### We'll tell you what it can't do first. You've been pitched the magic. You've signed the contract. You've watched the demo fail in production. We lead with the limitations. That is why you can trust us when we say what it can do. Paid engagement required. No free audits and no sales funnel; you get a senior engineer's attention. ### Assess Audit your existing AI investments and vendor commitments for the gap between what was promised and what's actually possible. ### Advise Get a plain-language breakdown of what AI can and cannot do for your specific business in the next 12 months. ### Implement If it makes sense, we build it. If it doesn't, we say so, and you keep the budget. ### Book an Honest Assessment Paid engagement. We review your AI roadmap, vendor commitments, and internal expectations, then tell you the truth. ## Featured: a human review of your vibe coding, available now If you need a human to review your vibe coding and your vibe coding process, this is the ultimate white-glove professional experience, and it is available now. A senior engineer personally reviews your AI-generated code, your prompts and agent workflow (Claude Code, Cursor, Codex, Lovable, Replit, Bolt and similar tools), and the way that code reaches production. You get a plain-English verdict on what is risky, what is fine, and what to fix first. There are no junior hand-offs and no automated report dressed up as a review. Book directly at the link below. ## What you can hire us for - Human code review of AI-built and vibe-coded applications - Review of your vibe coding process: prompts, agent setup, guardrails, CI/CD, and how changes ship - Investor due-diligence reports on vibe-coded startups and projects - Security and risk assessment of apps built by non-engineering staff - Agentic AI delivery: AI-assisted SDLC, LLM integration, RAG, developer enablement - Full-stack and mobile (iOS and Android) development - Salesforce and enterprise integration (MuleSoft, Boomi, RPA) - App store listing consulting ## Who we are A solutions architect and engineering leader with 30+ years of building production software and 15+ years leading engineering teams, much of it in regulated industries such as healthcare, public health and payments. Certified: Claude Certified Architect (Anthropic), Google Professional Cloud Architect, Certified MuleSoft Developer. We also run BearsWithApps (https://bearswithapps.com), our app studio, which shows the kind of work we do. ## How to engage Booking is a paid session through Stripe. After payment you get direct contact details and can schedule your session right away. ## Book - [Book a session](https://buy.stripe.com/7sY5kD3V8dUb6oe6h06oo04?client_reference_id=notarealwizard) - Website: https://notarealwizard.com/ ## Our other sites - [Agent CIO](https://agent-cio.com/): Decision architecture for enterprise leadership adopting AI: who decides what, on what evidence, and who is accountable. A paid engagement, delivered by a senior architect. - [Agent COO](https://agent-coo.com/): The operating layer between your strategy and the agents that carry it out. Agent COO scopes it, builds it, and keeps it running. - [AgentOps X](https://agentops-x.com/): Agent operations for production, after the demo. Observability, cost control, and release patterns for agent stacks under real traffic. - [Bridge & Tunnel AI](https://bridgeandtunnelai.com/): AI for the businesses Manhattan ignores: manufacturers, distributors, and operators who move the actual economy. - [comagentd](https://comagentd.com/): The command agent daemon: infrastructure-layer AI for engineers who know what a daemon is. - [Legacy CPQ](https://legacycpq.com/): Your Salesforce CPQ setup was never meant to last this long. We extract the pricing logic and rebuild it as a custom application your team owns. - [Nobody Told IT](https://nobodytoldit.com/): Your staff has been quietly shipping AI-built apps without a security review. We find them, score the risk, and hand you a remediation plan. - [Remarkable Logic](https://remarkablelogic.com/): A consultancy for problems where the obvious fix already failed. Behavioral economics applied to enterprise AI. - [Uselessly Fast](https://uselesslyfast.com/): AI that executes before anyone has finished asking whether it should. For builders who know the remaining bottlenecks are human. - [Vibe Debt](https://vibe-debt.com/): Ungoverned AI-built applications are a financial liability you can put a number on. Vibe Debt does that for CFOs and CTOs, in boardroom terms. - [Vibe Code Debt](https://vibecodedebt.com/): The methodology for IT leaders who need to inventory, score, and remediate AI-generated applications across the enterprise. - [Vibe Code Risk](https://vibecoderisk.com/): Book a 30-minute risk assessment call. Flat fee, applied toward full engagement. Find out what your staff has already shipped. - [Vibe Code Risks](https://vibecoderisks.com/): A framework for evaluating enterprise exposure from AI-generated applications built by non-technical staff, and paid assessments that apply it. - [Vibe Tech Debt](https://vibetechdebt.com/): Vibe coding is the newest and fastest-growing category of technical debt. Frameworks, case studies, and a certification pathway for CTOs and engineering leaders.